Wew Lad, You Absolute Wanker!
You absolute numpty, you've gone and done it again. What a bonkers idea, I swear. Could anyone else see that coming? Probably not, because you're just too brainy. You absolutely gotta be kidding me, mate. Respect Topman|What a legend {Get it done|Right! |You're mental, you know that? Pray the best for your future. You're a real one, lad.